Funnyman, raconteur, rabble-rouser, and devilishly handsome guy who prefers Nesquik over Hershey when it comes to making the perfect glass of chocolate milk. You may know me from MMA Torch, where I was a featured columnist or you may know me from the grocery store that time you saw me with a cart full of cat food, Hot Pockets and absolutely no dignity at all. Either way, sit back, relax and hopefully enjoy. I am here to vent, opine, entertain, possibly inspire and at the very least provide you with a diversion that you would not mind revisiting again and again. Married, have two cats and reside in an apartment which has a wonderful view of the water if you can look through the trees. Join me as I look through the trees so to speak and offer up my take on a variety of subjects and provide you with my wonderful or sometimes not so wonderful view.
They've Come To Snuff The Red Man
Cigarettes used to be everywhere and by no means am I exaggerating. Doctors used to smoke in hospitals, executives used to smoke during boardroom meetings and hanging out in a bar meant your clothing reeked of them. The one place where cigarettes ruled was in the world of stock car racing known to most as NASCAR. Hell, [...]
Read MoreMSNBC Lockup: No Tossing Salad In Prison Kitchens
Say what you will about its rehabilitative properties; prison at least provides entertainment for the masses. Just look back to 'Scared Straight' the infamous 1978 documentary narrated by Peter Falk which featured the "lifers" of Riker's Island putting on a show for a group of delinquents soon to be heading their way and [...]
Read MoreThe Worst Wedding DJ Ever Doesn't Slap Boobs; He Plays These Songs
Almost everything has a soundtrack. Television shows from yesterday had theme songs we still know by heart, products are sold to us by advertisements which feature catchy jingles and scenes from movies are often more memorable because of a certain song. Everyone has a cell phone today whether they need it or not. For [...]
Read MoreOccupy Wall Street: Shitting On Everything; Literally
Occupy Wall Street. Slap a hash tag in front of it and you suddenly have a movement. Drop your pants in front of a parked police car and you can take a bowel movement in the name of a cause many are joining while few actually have an understanding of just why or what in [...]
Read MoreHip Hop History Teachers: Swagger Jacking ‘The Cosby Show’
Today I saw the headline, “Teachers Using Hip Hop Program To Help Students Pass Regents Exams” and was intrigued enough to go further and see just what this was all about. I could just imagine an episode of ‘Head of the Class’ from the mid-eighties that never made air which featured Arvid beatboxing the Emancipation [...]
Read MoreCookies For Breakfast: Childhood Dreams, Chocolate Chips & Quaker Oats
Your childhood dreams have come true, you can have a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. Indulge responsibly with Quaker’s Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Breakfast Cookies.Made with whole grain Quaker Oats and sprinkled with chocolate chips, Quaker Breakfast Cookies are a good source of iron, calcium and fiber. Your mouth will think it’s a chocolate chip cookie, [...]
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